#2. A Groundhog Attacks a Little League Team
The groundhog was chasing the kids when an umpire dove in the way to attract its murderous attention. The beast happily diverted its rampage and began pursuing the umpire, who soon had to be rescued by yet another grown man, who led the groundhog on a chase into the parking lot. The man dove inside his car and sat trembling with fear as the groundhog viciously clawed at the vehicle’s undercarriage. Finally remembering that he was an adult human behind the wheel of a steel chariot, the man started his car, and the sound of the engine sent the groundhog retreating into a nearby building, where it was cornered by police.
After chewing through one capture loop, the groundhog was finally detained and placed in a cage at a local animal hospital. However, by the next morning, the groundhog had completely vanished, leaving no sign of escape. Presumably it had phased through the wall like Shadowcat and scurried off to look up little league umpire addresses in the phone book.